My little men helping me in the kitchen
Today I baked a cake
I made it with my sons
It wasn't hard to make
We all had lots of fun
I measured out the flour
We spilled some on the floor
We baked it 'bout an hour
And then could wait no more
I set it out to rest
High upon the counter
I noticed I hadn't dressed
Nor had I even showered
I warned my sons I was watching
I told them not to touch
While I was busy washing
I didn't hear too much
If you have toddlers playing
Their laughter is so dear
But when they're disobeying
Silence you will hear
Alas, my chocolate
Confectionary treat
Was scattered around the faucet
And underneath my feet
"I wonder who did that!"
They said with a chocolatey grin.
I guess now we'll have a chat
About how lying is a sin.
This is a true story. I made another one.
The end.
